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[nothingtofear]

>>select character. texts from last night, email, general ic contact post.

Comments

CLINT, obvs

[thebetterone]

Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here

[backtobed]

who the hell is beyonce and
no wait
that's my whole question

1/?

[thebetterone]

what

[thebetterone]

what

[thebetterone]

are you living under a rock?

[thebetterone]

scratch that - dont answer that

[thebetterone]

she's a singer. and a goddess. once dropped a whole album without telling anyone because that's how badass she is

done.

[thebetterone]

so it'll be fine

[backtobed]

wow katie
i know who sasha fierce is
i live in brooklyn
c h i l l

2/2

[backtobed]

what's fine?
were we not fine?
before...

[thebetterone]

ok you know what ill take it
thanks, 2008

SNEAKY

[thebetterone]

nothing
everything is fine

ALWAYS

[backtobed]

i don't like your tone of text

[thebetterone]

it's a text. it doesn't have tone.

[backtobed]

so i may have ascribed the tone
that still, you know, technically means it has one
but seriously
what does beyonce have to fix

[thebetterone]

she doesnt have to fix anything
shes just going to stop anything bad from happening
preemptively

[backtobed]

i don't appreciate the assumption that
bad stuff is gonna happen
even when it usually does

especially because of that thing.

[thebetterone]

yeah, it kind of always happens. i need this night. you know, to be normal? that thing i haven't ever been ever

[backtobed]

then
why are you texting me?
your mentor in all things
not normal

[thebetterone]

so that when the inevitable happens ill have back up
also because i was trying to get you to congratulate me on my date

[backtobed]

a date
you never congratulate me on my dates
did you mean playdate

[thebetterone]

your dates are just sad
mine is going to be extraordinary
its not a playdate

[backtobed]

they aren't
all
sad...
but k have fun
be safe?
what am i supposed to say here
wait

[thebetterone]

have fun works

[backtobed]

okay bye
good talk